Tuesday, 30 November 2010
5* Chef
Wednesday, 26 May 2010
More Cricket Sledging
Saturday, 15 May 2010
Thursday, 25 February 2010
Tendulkar: make mine a double
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
Alastair Cook - England's new caretaker captain
Wednesday, 30 December 2009
2nd Test victory over South Africa
Graeme Swann rightfully jumps for joy after gaining Hashim Amla's wicket on the 4th day of the 2nd Test v South Africa in Durban.
England won a great victory, with centuries from Alastair Cook (118) and Ian Bell (140) in their total of 574-9d. Graeme Swann (21o-3m-54r-5w)and Stuart Broad (17-3-43-4) then bowled the South Africans into the ground.
England's sensational win was by an innings and 98 runs: worth getting up early for and enjoying our new TV... Let's not forget that we almost lost the 1st Test (it went to the very last ball, with one England wicket left for SA to get to win) and look forward to the next Test (3 out of 4), starting on 3 Jan.
Times Online report is here
Saturday, 3 October 2009
Trounced by the Aussies
Now who won The Ashes this summer? Let us ponder on that ... or we can let The Mail Online remind us here how they celebrated.
Monday, 24 August 2009
The Ashes - England Win
Saturday, 1 August 2009
Bitter on twitter?
@Aussies - We are so not happy with ur bodyline thing, innit. Plz stoppit or els our Don will nut yer.
@MCC - We're gutted by ur tweet on bodyline. It's well out of order. Who you calling an effing cheat? Ur boyz just well scared of our Harry L.
@Don - 300 runs in a day. Not bad. Missed a couple, though. Must concentrate harder. Would hate to end career averaging under 100.
@Gazza - 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6. Hahaha. I luv Swansea. Sorry Nasher.
@Beefy - 500-1? I like those odds. Let's give it sum umpty. Mind the confectionery stall. Everyone back to mine afterwards for big piss-up
@DickieB - Looks like rain again.
@Gower - Went 4 flite in old plane with Mozza while boyz were playing. Big laughs. Goochie well not impressed. My bad.
@Gatt - **** Shane Warne. Lucky ball. He'll never amount to much. Just wait until Suchie bowls on this turner.
@Freddie - Last 48 hours been a blur after Oval game. Can't remember where I put my car keys. Fortunately this bus keeps following me everywhere.
Nice one, cobber: fair play

Is it just me or do you have a warm and tingly feeling? England v Australia, mortal enemies battling it out for the ultimate urn in Test cricket, and yet a sense of fair play has descended upon Edgbaston.
Justice, humanity and chivalry are in the air: things that many of us feared had departed cricket, what with the sledging, baiting and all-round nastiness that so often disfigure the global game.
Andrew Strauss did not have to allow the Aussies to replace their stricken wicketkeeper when he injured himself during the warm-up. Australia had already announced their line-up, signed on the dotted line and made the whole thing public. It was irrevocable, on a point of law.
Straussy could have said: “Sorry, mate, would love to help and all that, but rules is rules.” But he didn’t. He thought about it for a couple of minutes, discussed it with the team manager, waved his moral compass about and decided that he couldn’t, in all conscience, force Australia to play without a specialist keeper.
He took a moral view. Not a win-at-all-costs view. Not the kind of view that you might imagine emerging from an England cricket captain — or his counterpart, come to that.
It is sometimes thought that sport is red in tooth and claw, no better than the bear pit, a moral-free vacuum for unconscionable sorts to give each other a really hard time. An arena for cheats and bullies to try to get away with as much as possible while the ref is looking the other way.
And, truth be told, it sometimes seems that way to me, too.
But on occasions it is possible to glimpse something different, something grander: individuals who would rather lose than breach, not just the rules, but the spirit of the game; individuals who never lose sight of the wider dimension. Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Adam Gilchrist: all men who made it to the pinnacle without compromising their values.
These are people who understand that there are things in life, things in sport, that elevate the whole damn thing beyond the merry-go-round of victory and defeat; things that make the thing worth caring about.
Strauss, with his decision, in the midst of the most important series of his career, proved that he understands that too.
* Spoof Strauss v Ponting blog
Tuesday, 21 July 2009
Fantastic Freddie Flintoff

Saturday, 11 July 2009
Sunday, 21 June 2009
Marmite v Vegemite: Poms v Aussies

Sunday, 31 May 2009
The Ashes: 38 days to go

Friday, 8 May 2009
Know your Onions

First Test match win v West Indies

Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Everest Test Match #2
Monday, 13 April 2009
Gastronomy and village green cricket

Pic: The Barley Mow, Tilford, Surrey courtesy of allposters.com
The following have all played cricket at one time or other: Bacon, Lamb, Veal, Trotter, Duff, Roll, Root, Gosling, Beet, Sweet, Branston, Pepper, Salter, Peach, Capon, Partridge and Pheasant. For the fish course: Salmon, Herring, Whiting, Hake, Pollock, Pike, Bass and even Whale. There's Mead, Waters and Beers for drinks and at least 14 Cooks (including our current 'Chef'). Sadly, in the culinary if not the cricketing sense, there are no Ducks.
* Above courtesy of inveterate writer of letters to newspapers, Neville Denson, of St Bees, Cumbria, who also wrote:
Cricketing Compassion by Neville Denson
He runs the village pub, at drink
And food works long and hard
Yet every Wednesday in the nets
He comes and takes his guard;
He turns his arm a time or two
He'll chase balls wide and far,
Then back he'll go at nine o'clock
To keep behind the bar.
He's way down in the averages
He's slower in the field,
He would have been out leg-before
If someone had appealed
But everyone took pity on
This ageing number seven
Though on his form he wouldn't make
An under-nines' eleven
His bowling was atrocious
He couldn't hit the sticks
He'd sixteen no-balls, fourteen wides
And none for ninety-six.
But everyone took pity on
This ageing man of spin,
And said that dropping him would be
A shame, a crime, a sin.
Such is the heart of cricketers,
Compassion won the day;
We'll nurse him till his form returns-
Oh yes, and by the way,
Our feelings are not influenced
By the fact - let's make it clear -
That after games he treats both teams
To dinner and free beer.
Everest Test Match #1

Saturday, 4 April 2009
High Five-for Freddie Flintoff









