Showing posts with label Cricket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cricket. Show all posts

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

5* Chef

Alastair Cook celebrates reaching 200 on the final day of the first Ashes Test at The Gabba, November 2010. Photograph: Dave Hunt/EPA via Guardian.co.uk

Alastair Cook's 235* in Brisbane was the third highest by an England batsman in Australia. Only R.E Foster, 287 in 1903 and Wally Hammond, 251 in 1928, have scored more.

A 'daddy' century and one mother of an innings...

'Alastair Cook was a natural at 13', says Derek Randall in The Guardian. Alastair's also a master of understatement himself in his articles in Metro newspaper: "After everything that has happened in the past year I hope to use the next two months to prove I can play..."

Telegraph.co.uk: 'A triumph for simplicity'.

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

More Cricket Sledging

Howzat! From The Independent's guide to the best insults in cricket:

Sri Lankan skipper Arjuna Ranatunga (pictured) was not the most popular figure on the international circuit, and was perhaps most unpopular with the Australians (perhaps because he did rather well against them). One occasion, the great spinner Shane Warne was trying to lure the comfortable figure of Ranatunga down the pitch and was being frustrated by Ranatunga's unwillingness to be tempted. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up: "Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it."

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Thursday, 25 February 2010

Tendulkar: make mine a double

The mighty Little Master from Mumbai - Sachin Tendulkar, born 1973 - blasts his way to another great cricket record - as the first player to hit a double-century in a one-day cricket international. Awesome: only three sixes, but 25 fours in his 226-minute innings against the South Africans.

Great pdf and story from The Times here.

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Alastair Cook - England's new caretaker captain

Interesting article in the Telegraph online about Alastair Cooke, England cricket team's new 'caretaker captain'. Hope he doesn't get the captain's curse in Bangladesh and stays in the runs...Read the article here.

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

2nd Test victory over South Africa



Graeme Swann rightfully jumps for joy after gaining Hashim Amla's wicket on the 4th day of the 2nd Test v South Africa in Durban.

England won a great victory, with centuries from Alastair Cook (118) and Ian Bell (140) in their total of 574-9d. Graeme Swann (21o-3m-54r-5w)and Stuart Broad (17-3-43-4) then bowled the South Africans into the ground.

England's sensational win was by an innings and 98 runs: worth getting up early for and enjoying our new TV... Let's not forget that we almost lost the 1st Test (it went to the very last ball, with one England wicket left for SA to get to win) and look forward to the next Test (3 out of 4), starting on 3 Jan.

Times Online report is here

Saturday, 3 October 2009

Trounced by the Aussies


So, Ricky Ponting (111*) and opener Shane Watson (136*) blew us away in the Champions Trophy semi-final in Supersport Park Centurion (Verwoerdburg) with a nine-wicket win and 8.1 overs to spare. Indeed, they showed their ultimate superiority and should doubtless go on to win the tournament. Ponting joined India's Sachin Tendulkar and Sanath Jayasuriya of Sri Lanka by being only the third batsman to reach 12,000 one-day international (ODI) runs.

Now who won The Ashes this summer? Let us ponder on that ... or we can let The Mail Online remind us here how they celebrated.

Monday, 24 August 2009

The Ashes - England Win



Well, in the end we won The Ashes 5th Test fair and square. The teams were well matched and, frankly, the Aussies played better than us for much of the series. However, there can be only one winner and, when Fearless Freddie threw down Ponting's stumps to run him out, the writing was on the wall.

Cheerio, Freddie, you've been awesome - we will miss you and those boots will be hard to fill. Respect to the green-baggy-capped blokes from Down Under, but even bigger respect to Strauss, Broad, Swann, Trott (where was he hiding?) and the rest of the England team.

Saturday, 1 August 2009

Bitter on twitter?



More witty cricket writing from Times Online, this time from Patrick Kidd: How cricketing history could have been recorded differently if social-networking sites had been invented earlier:

@Aussies - We are so not happy with ur bodyline thing, innit. Plz stoppit or els our Don will nut yer.

@MCC - We're gutted by ur tweet on bodyline. It's well out of order. Who you calling an effing cheat? Ur boyz just well scared of our Harry L.

@Don - 300 runs in a day. Not bad. Missed a couple, though. Must concentrate harder. Would hate to end career averaging under 100.

@Gazza - 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6. Hahaha. I luv Swansea. Sorry Nasher.

@Beefy - 500-1? I like those odds. Let's give it sum umpty. Mind the confectionery stall. Everyone back to mine afterwards for big piss-up

@DickieB - Looks like rain again.

@Gower - Went 4 flite in old plane with Mozza while boyz were playing. Big laughs. Goochie well not impressed. My bad.

@Gatt - **** Shane Warne. Lucky ball. He'll never amount to much. Just wait until Suchie bowls on this turner.

And lastly, in anticipation of another celebration at the end of this 'summer' (if you can call it that):

@Freddie - Last 48 hours been a blur after Oval game. Can't remember where I put my car keys. Fortunately this bus keeps following me everywhere.

Nice one, cobber: fair play


Sometimes it is about grander
things than winning

from Times Online, 31 Jul 2009 by Matthew Syed

Is it just me or do you have a warm and tingly feeling? England v Australia, mortal enemies battling it out for the ultimate urn in Test cricket, and yet a sense of fair play has descended upon Edgbaston.

Justice, humanity and chivalry are in the air: things that many of us feared had departed cricket, what with the sledging, baiting and all-round nastiness that so often disfigure the global game.

Andrew Strauss did not have to allow the Aussies to replace their stricken wicketkeeper when he injured himself during the warm-up. Australia had already announced their line-up, signed on the dotted line and made the whole thing public. It was irrevocable, on a point of law.

Straussy could have said: “Sorry, mate, would love to help and all that, but rules is rules.” But he didn’t. He thought about it for a couple of minutes, discussed it with the team manager, waved his moral compass about and decided that he couldn’t, in all conscience, force Australia to play without a specialist keeper.

He took a moral view. Not a win-at-all-costs view. Not the kind of view that you might imagine emerging from an England cricket captain — or his counterpart, come to that.

It is sometimes thought that sport is red in tooth and claw, no better than the bear pit, a moral-free vacuum for unconscionable sorts to give each other a really hard time. An arena for cheats and bullies to try to get away with as much as possible while the ref is looking the other way.

And, truth be told, it sometimes seems that way to me, too.

But on occasions it is possible to glimpse something different, something grander: individuals who would rather lose than breach, not just the rules, but the spirit of the game; individuals who never lose sight of the wider dimension. Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Adam Gilchrist: all men who made it to the pinnacle without compromising their values.

These are people who understand that there are things in life, things in sport, that elevate the whole damn thing beyond the merry-go-round of victory and defeat; things that make the thing worth caring about.

Strauss, with his decision, in the midst of the most important series of his career, proved that he understands that too.

* Spoof Strauss v Ponting blog

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Fantastic Freddie Flintoff



England win second Test to go 1-0 up in The Ashes. Freddie struggled through his obvious knee injury to pick up a 'fivefor' (Katich, Hughes, Haddin, Hauritz, Siddle), his first at Lord's, finishing with figures of 27-4-92-5. It was the first Ashes win for England at Lord's in 75 years.

* Telegraph.co.uk: ...Herculean performance...
* Sydney Morning Herald: Beaten by the man on one knee
'This will be remembered as Flintoff's match. He began it by announcing his retirement from Test cricket; he finished it by revealing, if we didn't already know, how much he will be missed.'

Saturday, 11 July 2009

Sunday, 21 June 2009

Marmite v Vegemite: Poms v Aussies



Following Pakistan's well-deserved victory over Sri lanka in the bish-bash 20-20 Cricket World Cup and the England women team's glorious victory over New Zealand, our cricketing attentions turn to the more serious matter of The Ashes (of which, of course, our women's team are currently the holders and our men's team are, ingloriously, not).

To celebrate this summer's primary cricketing attraction (and in the footsteps of Lover's Marmite, which included champagne, and Guinness Marmite), Marston's Pedigree Marmite is the newest limited edition of love-it-or-hate-it Marmite.

Marston's Pedigree, being the 'official beer of the England cricket team', suitably provides the yeast for this new Marmite. Vegemite doesn't stand a chance against it, just like the Aussies don't stand a chance against our English boys, who are all on top form (apart from bish-bashing, of course).

Sunday, 31 May 2009

The Ashes: 38 days to go

Photo © Patrick Eagar

Catches win matches...

* The Ashes, 2005: Trent Bridge, 4th Test, August 27:
Adam Gilchrist, c Strauss b Flintoff, 27
Australia forced to follow on and England won by 3 wickets. An awesome, wide slip catch by Strauss helped turn the tide England's way, with the series tied at 1-1 after three games. With the final Test drawn, the 4th test was the true decider and Strauss made a great contribution. 

* 38 days to go now to the 2009 Ashes - and only the minor irritation of the 20-20 World Cup to get over in the meantime. Britain, indeed, has got talent.

Partial source: Wikipedia , BBC's excellent odds fluctuation chart

Friday, 8 May 2009

Know your Onions



Graham Onions, born 9 Sep 1982, plays alongside Paul Collingwood and Steve Harmison (plus Shivnarine Chanderpau)l when he's not on Test duty) at Durham CC. Known affectionately as 'Wills' because of his likeness to William Shakespeare, he had an outstanding test debut at Lord's in the First Test Match v West Indies May 5-8 2009, achieving 5-38 in the first innings, knocking over three West Indians in one over.

First Test match win v West Indies



England thrash the West Indies in the first Test Match at Lord's, thanks to a wonderful innings of 143 from Ravi Bopara, an extraordinary first-innnings, first-Test 'fivefor' from Graham Onions (5-38) and an excellent all-round performance with the bat (63), ball (6 wickets) and catching from man-of-the-match Graeme Swann. Thanks for the 6 dropped catches, Windies. Now on to Chester-le-Street next Thursday for the second game in the two-match series...

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Everest Test Match #2



Congratulations to the Everest test explorers for setting an official new world record for the 'Highest game of cricket ever played' and the 'Highest altitude recorded for a field sport'.



Monday, 13 April 2009

Gastronomy and village green cricket


Pic: The Barley Mow, Tilford, Surrey courtesy of allposters.com

The following have all played cricket at one time or other: Bacon, Lamb, Veal, Trotter, Duff, Roll, Root, Gosling, Beet, Sweet, Branston, Pepper, Salter, Peach, Capon, Partridge and Pheasant. For the fish course: Salmon, Herring, Whiting, Hake, Pollock, Pike, Bass and even Whale. There's Mead, Waters and Beers for drinks and at least 14 Cooks (including our current 'Chef'). Sadly, in the culinary if not the cricketing sense, there are no Ducks.
* Above courtesy of inveterate writer of letters to newspapers, Neville Denson, of St Bees, Cumbria, who also wrote:


Cricketing Compassion by Neville Denson

He runs the village pub, at drink
And food works long and hard
Yet every Wednesday in the nets
He comes and takes his guard;
He turns his arm a time or two
He'll chase balls wide and far,
Then back he'll go at nine o'clock
To keep behind the bar.

He's way down in the averages
He's slower in the field,
He would have been out leg-before
If someone had appealed
But everyone took pity on
This ageing number seven
Though on his form he wouldn't make
An under-nines' eleven

His bowling was atrocious
He couldn't hit the sticks
He'd sixteen no-balls, fourteen wides
And none for ninety-six.
But everyone took pity on
This ageing man of spin,
And said that dropping him would be
A shame, a crime, a sin.

Such is the heart of cricketers,
Compassion won the day;
We'll nurse him till his form returns-
Oh yes, and by the way,
Our feelings are not influenced
By the fact - let's make it clear -
That after games he treats both teams
To dinner and free beer.

* Daily Telegraph: Willow Walks: Britain's best village cricket grounds - pitches that will knock you for six

Everest Test Match #1


Click here to follow the exploits of the mad-cap cricketers on their '10-day walk to the middle' to play the 'Nokia Maps Test' on Everest.
* There are two team squads, Hillary and Tenzing, named after Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay who on May 29, 1953 became the first people to summit Mt Everest.

Saturday, 4 April 2009

High Five-for Freddie Flintoff

Posturing, seemingly arrogant, Freddie Flintoff gets a hat-trick, takes a 'five-for', snatches two catches and fails wih the bat in St Lucia. All good enough to allow England to win their first one-day series in the WIndies. Onwards and upwards to the ICL, the WIndies in England and then the Ashes ('Freddie's Ashes', lest we forget). Freddie's back and in form with the ball, at least...