Saturday, 1 August 2009

Bitter on twitter?



More witty cricket writing from Times Online, this time from Patrick Kidd: How cricketing history could have been recorded differently if social-networking sites had been invented earlier:

@Aussies - We are so not happy with ur bodyline thing, innit. Plz stoppit or els our Don will nut yer.

@MCC - We're gutted by ur tweet on bodyline. It's well out of order. Who you calling an effing cheat? Ur boyz just well scared of our Harry L.

@Don - 300 runs in a day. Not bad. Missed a couple, though. Must concentrate harder. Would hate to end career averaging under 100.

@Gazza - 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6. Hahaha. I luv Swansea. Sorry Nasher.

@Beefy - 500-1? I like those odds. Let's give it sum umpty. Mind the confectionery stall. Everyone back to mine afterwards for big piss-up

@DickieB - Looks like rain again.

@Gower - Went 4 flite in old plane with Mozza while boyz were playing. Big laughs. Goochie well not impressed. My bad.

@Gatt - **** Shane Warne. Lucky ball. He'll never amount to much. Just wait until Suchie bowls on this turner.

And lastly, in anticipation of another celebration at the end of this 'summer' (if you can call it that):

@Freddie - Last 48 hours been a blur after Oval game. Can't remember where I put my car keys. Fortunately this bus keeps following me everywhere.