Some MPs in Westminster have been wallowing in it. With 25% of all MPs taking the p*!# out of their constituents by robbing us blind on expenses, it's time for a review of MPs' salaries. If they do a good job, pay 'em well. If they fiddle their expenses then get rid of 'em, call by elections all over the place and see if anyone else can do a better job - it shouldn't be too hard.
- I'd drunk too much at supper, my heart was all a'flutter so I lay down in the gutter,
And a pig came by and lay down by my side
- As I lay there in the gutter with my heart all a'flutter a fellow passing by was heard to say
- You can tell a man who boozes, by the company he chooses - and the pig got up and slowly walked away
Partial source: http://my.telegraph.co.uk/francis_ferrand
